“I can accept failure, everyone fails at something. But I can’t accept not trying.” - Michael Jordan Twitter: @wtfismjwearing var _gaq = _gaq || []; _gaq.push(['_setAccount', 'UA-20660588-1']); _gaq.push(['_trackPageview']); (function() { var ga = document.createElement('script'); ga.type = 'text/javascript'; ga.async = true; ga.src = ('https:' == document.location.protocol ? 'https://ssl' : 'http://www') + '.google-analytics.com/ga.js'; var s = document.getElementsByTagName('script')[0]; s.parentNode.insertBefore(ga, s); })(); Tumblr (3.0; @wtfismikewearing)http://wtfismikewearing.tumblr.com/<p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/92d2077b3029b40e1ed1265572732500/tumblr_inline_mlzli7avVg1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p>Well played Mike. Congratulations on the tux. And the marriage. Mostly the tux, though. </p>http://wtfismikewearing.tumblr.com/post/49130479144http://wtfismikewearing.tumblr.com/post/49130479144Sun, 28 Apr 2013 18:43:58 -0400Slow ClapBut What About The Groomsmen?Shocked<p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/20628f2acf1f3a3706288d254b919ac7/tumblr_inline_mlywnoU1BK1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p>Jordan in the tunnel en route to his wedding venue.</p> <p>To be continued&#8230;</p>http://wtfismikewearing.tumblr.com/post/49089483585http://wtfismikewearing.tumblr.com/post/49089483585Sun, 28 Apr 2013 09:49:50 -0400already blue itplaid himselfTailor Gang<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/23aa40eee5ea33d384687c8f1b154018/tumblr_midheqinQ61qg96v4o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/317f242b921d598c77f6df019a1eba21/tumblr_midheqinQ61qg96v4o8_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/65ea9a7bcfbff84cdde5cc2aa8f20338/tumblr_midheqinQ61qg96v4o7_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f1992b0c6bc60c560eb2a38831e881fa/tumblr_midheqinQ61qg96v4o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c1ead0c60f0818559b04dd0d6df65382/tumblr_midheqinQ61qg96v4o3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/956f46235bb6ad536309ad43eb4ba16d/tumblr_midheqinQ61qg96v4o5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a1675ec3b79916d7dcf445dfb67b19a0/tumblr_midheqinQ61qg96v4o4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0588b6a4a75efa1c7bf2e609de0070d9/tumblr_midheqinQ61qg96v4o6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ac12932e679b799b6c00ec88e39fa46a/tumblr_midheqinQ61qg96v4o9_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>Happy 50th Birthday, Mike.</p>http://wtfismikewearing.tumblr.com/post/43318538403http://wtfismikewearing.tumblr.com/post/43318538403Sun, 17 Feb 2013 11:39:09 -0500Last birthday she got you a new sweater. Where is it?50 shades of terribleMilestone-washed50 years of 50% off<p><img height="493" src="http://i.imgur.com/t3INf.jpg" width="493"/></p> <p>Actually available on <a href="http://store.nike.com/us/en_us/?l=shop,pdp,ctr-inline/cid-1/pid-681776">Nike.com</a>: Air Jordan XI Step&#8217;n Out Men&#8217;s Jacket - $550</p>http://wtfismikewearing.tumblr.com/post/36673741484http://wtfismikewearing.tumblr.com/post/36673741484Tue, 27 Nov 2012 12:52:00 -0500creative controlphi slamma bammareally wanna be like Mike?and a pocket square<p><img height="671" src="http://i.imgur.com/wwguP.jpg" width="493"/></p> <p>via <a href="https://twitter.com/bzcohen">@bzcohen</a></p>http://wtfismikewearing.tumblr.com/post/32468735126http://wtfismikewearing.tumblr.com/post/32468735126Fri, 28 Sep 2012 15:06:00 -0400you say no to struggle jeans...triple bogeywrong tiger<p><img height="700" src="http://www.terezowens.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/MJ-Main-493x700.jpg" width="493"/></p> <p>Photo via submission, with the note:</p> <p><em>&#8220;So, not only did Mike surprise Scottie for his 47th birthday, he did so in an 8x mock neck blazer and a pair of struggles!&#8221; </em></p>http://wtfismikewearing.tumblr.com/post/32427001775http://wtfismikewearing.tumblr.com/post/32427001775Thu, 27 Sep 2012 20:35:00 -0400mens where the hell housejean wilderenough is enough i cant even be clever anymoresubmission<p><a href="http://i.imgur.com/ZGKKh.jpg"><img height="305" src="http://i.imgur.com/ZGKKh.jpg" width="500"/></a></p>http://wtfismikewearing.tumblr.com/post/26499308144http://wtfismikewearing.tumblr.com/post/26499308144Wed, 04 Jul 2012 13:04:00 -0400jean therapyquit yer stitchingtake off that silly ass hat<p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5lcmlbfM71qfr3hq.jpg"/></p> <p>Mike in Barcelona for the 92 Olympics. Celebrate the 20th Anniversary of the Dream Team <a href="http://www.3030fm.com/2012/06/14/nbatv-dream-team-documentary/">here</a>.</p>http://wtfismikewearing.tumblr.com/post/25075991942http://wtfismikewearing.tumblr.com/post/25075991942Thu, 14 Jun 2012 01:29:00 -0400down to the socksnope never in stylejordan and the amazing technicolor short setcolorflage<p><img height="574" src="http://i.imgur.com/1RQpn.jpg" width="500"/></p> <p><a href="http://msn.foxsports.com/nba/story/Charlotte-Bobcats-of-Michael-Jordan-clinch-worst-record-ever-042612">Distressed jeans for distressed owners.</a></p>http://wtfismikewearing.tumblr.com/post/21916387278http://wtfismikewearing.tumblr.com/post/21916387278Fri, 27 Apr 2012 12:11:30 -0400mood jeansfaded glorylosing effort<p><img height="585" src="http://i.imgur.com/KHlH0.png" width="394"/></p> <p>Happy birthday, Mike.</p>http://wtfismikewearing.tumblr.com/post/17767508864http://wtfismikewearing.tumblr.com/post/17767508864Fri, 17 Feb 2012 10:29:00 -0500Rev'd updon drapesgold standardhemmed up<p><img height="381" src="http://i.imgur.com/l8yGA.jpg" width="572"/></p> <p>Mike&#8217;s fiancée needs to institute the NASCAR flag system at the crib&#8230;</p>http://wtfismikewearing.tumblr.com/post/16349567103http://wtfismikewearing.tumblr.com/post/16349567103Mon, 23 Jan 2012 10:00:05 -0500anemic polobleach outlooktore up<p><img height="653" src="http://i.imgur.com/OCTxU.jpg" width="475"/></p> <p>She knows.</p>http://wtfismikewearing.tumblr.com/post/14197328487http://wtfismikewearing.tumblr.com/post/14197328487Tue, 13 Dec 2011 21:48:45 -0500Marshalls Lawwrong fadeawaycould only cuff one<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lk9qb5M6f31qzbk4co1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://thewholetake.tumblr.com/post/4959125185">thewholetake</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://bzcohen.com/post/4958968496">bzcohen</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Nothing in <a href="http://www.blueplanetshots.com/2010-11/NCAA-Tournament/Saturday-in-Charlotte/16258871_5S5iB#1221434741_KSFVy-A-LB">this photo</a> is more confusing than MJ’s jeans.</p> </blockquote> <p>Yeah but all the while we are thinking that Michael Jordan’s jeans are confusing and strange, he is thinking <a target="_self" href="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_li9e83rk3g1qgrkcuo1_400.jpg">this</a>.</p> </blockquote>http://wtfismikewearing.tumblr.com/post/6599143485http://wtfismikewearing.tumblr.com/post/6599143485Thu, 16 Jun 2011 17:34:04 -0400<p><a target="_blank" href="http://www.amazon.com/Michael-Jordan-Loose-Jeans-42x34/dp/B000N7EYTS"><img src="http://i.imgur.com/kVkur.png" width="500" height="542"/></a></p>http://wtfismikewearing.tumblr.com/post/6598731104http://wtfismikewearing.tumblr.com/post/6598731104Thu, 16 Jun 2011 17:20:00 -0400check the statsperfectAir vs. Generous Rise<p><img height="800" width="532" src="http://jazzfanatical.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/fbd16f08781644623df7f8fff19aa7cf-getty-90445066bc106_hof.jpg"/></p>http://wtfismikewearing.tumblr.com/post/6075447227http://wtfismikewearing.tumblr.com/post/6075447227Wed, 01 Jun 2011 12:53:42 -0400dressed in the darkintentional or accidental?matching fundsMike Fratello Face<p><img src="http://i.imgur.com/QLTZK.jpg"/></p> <p>&#8220;I can get you four, five pair of these, fam. Discounted.&#8221;</p>http://wtfismikewearing.tumblr.com/post/5608514496http://wtfismikewearing.tumblr.com/post/5608514496Wed, 18 May 2011 12:00:19 -0400*Joe Dumars Face*cuff emmaster shreddertj maxx contract<p><img src="http://i.imgur.com/Vh1QZ.jpg"/></p> <p>MJ&#8217;s impression of a hole in the ozone layer. </p>http://wtfismikewearing.tumblr.com/post/4064386312http://wtfismikewearing.tumblr.com/post/4064386312Thu, 24 Mar 2011 11:19:57 -0400blue ballerwhy so seriousused to wheelie bicyclesDrake's flight clothes<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhh556arMD1qf5fcxo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://deathofasneakerhead.tumblr.com/post/3617602919">deathofasneakerhead</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Mike used to be one of the flyer dressers too.</p> </blockquote>http://wtfismikewearing.tumblr.com/post/3750229240http://wtfismikewearing.tumblr.com/post/3750229240Wed, 09 Mar 2011 17:20:29 -0500<p><img src="http://i.imgur.com/FU1DZ.jpg"/></p>http://wtfismikewearing.tumblr.com/post/3593350614http://wtfismikewearing.tumblr.com/post/3593350614Tue, 01 Mar 2011 21:46:41 -0500hangtimenightgownsbanana republictake that thing two sizes down<p><img src="http://i.imgur.com/cH3hx.jpg"/></p> <p>Mike, when getting sh*tfaced tonight, remember to <a href="http://i.imgur.com/596pb.jpg">drive responsibly</a>.</p>http://wtfismikewearing.tumblr.com/post/3348320467http://wtfismikewearing.tumblr.com/post/3348320467Thu, 17 Feb 2011 14:55:22 -0500wastedwristwearnightgowns