February 2012
1 post
4 tags
Exactly.
Happy birthday, Mike.
Feb 17th
30 notes
January 2012
1 post
3 tags
Off Track
Mike’s fiancée needs to institute the NASCAR flag system at the crib…
Jan 23rd
11 notes
December 2011
1 post
3 tags
Spotted On The Red Carpet
She knows.
Dec 14th
22 notes
June 2011
3 posts
Jun 16th
76 notes
3 tags
I Wanna Be Like Mike
Jun 16th
16 notes
4 tags
Two Tone MVP
Jun 1st
16 notes
May 2011
1 post
4 tags
Can't Teach Style
“I can get you four, five pair of these, fam. Discounted.”
May 18th
44 notes
March 2011
3 posts
4 tags
Agitated Smurf
MJ’s impression of a hole in the ozone layer. 
Mar 24th
50 notes
Mar 9th
101 notes
4 tags
Hang Time
Mar 2nd
25 notes
February 2011
2 posts
3 tags
Happy Birthday, Mike!
Mike, when getting sh*tfaced tonight, remember to drive responsibly.
Feb 17th
9 notes
3 tags
Perfect 10
Flawless victory.
Feb 16th
11 notes
4 tags
Et Tu Oak?
MJ takes a rare night off to let his boy Oakley shine.
Feb 1st
17 notes
January 2011
22 posts
4 tags
Intervention
Sweatpants or jeans? You make the call.
Jan 27th
7 notes
3 tags
Checkered History
Jan 27th
20 notes
4 tags
Tear Jordan
Jan 24th
10 notes
4 tags
Varicose Jeans?
Ice in his veins. Veins in his jeans.
Jan 21st
21 notes
4 tags
Supporting the folks who make it possible for him.
Jan 21st
8 notes
5 tags
Clap for 'em.
Jan 21st
9 notes
3 tags
Keys to Victory: Control the paint
“I got a dread mullet and I STILL don’t look as bad as MJ” - Sam Perkins
Jan 21st
30 notes
4 tags
Unparalleled focus.
Jan 20th
71 notes
4 tags
Easily Per-suede-d
Jan 17th
1 note
4 tags
Waisted.
“I know you see it” - Julius Erving
Jan 15th
26 notes
3 tags
From the MJ video stache:
Hanes must be terrified of this man.
Jan 13th
2 notes
4 tags
Hero or heel?
MJ reworking the lyrics to his upcoming R&B single on the Bobcats sidelines.
Jan 13th
13 notes
3 tags
Tuck Rule.
Jan 13th
5 notes
5 tags
Gold Standard.
Jan 12th
5 notes
4 tags
It's been an issue.
Jan 12th
7 notes
4 tags
Is that why he signed with the Wizards?
Jordan masquerading as the Tin Man in an effort to gain more heart, because ripping them out of opponents and his (ex) wife just wasn’t enough.
Jan 11th
2 notes
4 tags
Par for the course.
Baggy, extra length, cargo khakis that fit like sweatpants are a very rare find in the wild.
Jan 11th
16 notes
3 tags
Dissenting Opinion - Michael Jordan: Style Icon →
AskMen.com says: Jordan deserves credit for mostly avoiding peer pressure and managing to dress himself like a superstar. His attention to style goes far beyond a pair of Nike basketball shoes, because off the court, his look has always been dapper and refined. Oh.
Jan 11th
15 notes
3 tags
Taste was slightly out of his price range.
Jan 11th
4 notes
3 tags
Flight school.
Jan 10th
4 notes
4 tags
It was never his jeans. It was his will to win.
“Nope, Marshall’s. I know, right?”.
Jan 10th
30 notes